Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
Women’s T-Shirt Sayings!
* I’m out of estrogen. I have a gun. * Guys have feelings, too....
Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...