Become more effective
|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details....
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
With best intentions
As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Short Lawyer Jokes V
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in “that’s a shame”)?A: When...