Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...