We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
The young playboy took a blind date to an…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...