Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...