GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Letters To Landlord
Woo-hoo…check out these letters from tenants to landlords!”The toilet is blocked and we cannot...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
Greetings prospective White House interns!
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th...