Is Windows a Virus
No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly –...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
HillBilly Memories
There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in...