The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
The nun get’s her fortune
This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
Idaho Crazy Law
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. Illegal for a man to...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!