A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding…
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls...
Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...