You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Criminal steals lumber
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Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....