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A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
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A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
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Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
A little girl was out with her Grandmother…
A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...