What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
New scientific theories III
New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The ‘Why Yawning Is Contagious’ Theory: You yawnto equalize the...