Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
He’s going to Heaven
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Proper Manners
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...