Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Great memory!
A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...