Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
At The Superbowl
At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company....
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...