Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...