Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.