Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Strong Britain
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Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...