Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...