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The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
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I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
Ant jokes 01
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Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:~ Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at...
List of rules of being a guy:
Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed...