A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Lawyers & Sperm
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Real Men
Q. How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A....
Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out...
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Dating Young Women
A single man in his 40′s often has a problem finding women at his...