In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton…
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
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What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?
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If Operating Systems Were Beers
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I married Miss Right…
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What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
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Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
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Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.