Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to...
What’s on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...