Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
The Brewnette (Blonde’s Revenge)
What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
God’s Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly...