A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
Enlightenment Quiz
Enlightenment Quiz1. Yin and ……… A) Yout B) Tonic C) Yenta D) Yang2. A...