Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
Lawyers get robbed
|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...