Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He’s Breathing.
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Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee)...
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Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
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Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...