Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow...
Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear
by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2....
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...