The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
A corny blonde joke
Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he...
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...