37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
After the fall in Garden of Eden…
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain...
True stupid stories 01
Really Stupid People Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...