Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
An inscription problem
|According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.