Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Harry Butt
There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.She called...
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...