Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET Workplace Hazardous Materials InformationSystem ———————————————————————-Substance: Woman Manufacturer: God Typical Size:...
Unreasonable bill
|A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...