AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Golf Clubs
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil...