Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
Why do women get PMS?
Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?