Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
The Job Interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked ayoung engineer...
Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...