Put it to a good use
The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Buy machine factory
|An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania....
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...