Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
Bill Collector
WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TOMOURN...