Many Bones
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear
by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2....
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Polish Power Outage
Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland’s largest shopping mall, there...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...
Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...