Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
Casey McCarthy
|Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...