The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
The Preacher and the Donkey
A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was...
A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the...
A Brief History Lesson…
As Time Goes By – A Brief History Lesson…3050 B.C. – A Sumerian invents...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...