May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...