Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
A rural Frenchman was on trial…
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...