A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
You know you’re out of college when…
You know you’re out of college when…1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2....
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Secret Gov’t Project Revealed…
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
“Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.” “Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.” “Archie, the...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...