What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...