The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...