Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
A man was interviewing for a sales representative…
A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...