Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...