Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...