Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Having a baby at 80
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Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
How to speak Southern
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Disorder in the Court!
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Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Excess billing hours
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Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
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